“let’s play house
you, scarlet, can be the dad.”
you, scarlet, can be the dad.”
but i dont want to be the dad--i want to be the baby girl, or maybe the son
i want to be the pet panda
“why do i have to be the dad?”
“because no boys want to play with us, and you are kind of like a boy”
“because no boys want to play with us, and you are kind of like a boy”
she is kind of right
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i pretend to be a boy in minecraft
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i like my brother’s tang suit more than my qipao
- i do karate
“ok. fine. let’s play house. i can be the dad, but only if you are the mom.”
“ok, sure.”
“ok, sure.”
she is blond and she wears a white dress. she tells me what to do. i like it, until i don’t.
i like her, until i don’t
i like to play ninja and pretend
i like to play ninja and pretend
“you lead, i follow”
“get the kids together, i’m going to make dinner”
“kids!!!! it’s time to eeeaaaat!”
“get the kids together, i’m going to make dinner”
“kids!!!! it’s time to eeeaaaat!”
she grabs five handfuls of woodchips and brings them up to our house
one for me, her, the son, the daughter, and the dog
“do you like the food i made?”
i don’t usually play house… this is such a girly game…
where is *****? i want to play ninja
but she is nice to me today
everyone likes her
i like her hair
i like her skin
i like to be a boy online to make friends with girls
i like her hair
i like her skin
i like to be a boy online to make friends with girls
“yeah, i don’t think i want to be the dad. i’m going to play something else.”
“but you barely even tried…”
“sorry…”
“but you barely even tried…”
“sorry…”
i just can’t play these stupid games
if i was the dad, i’d want to do other things
if i was the dad, i’d want to do other things
like
but she wouldn’t want to
i don’t want to chase her
but she wouldn’t want to
i don’t want to chase her
because she is always chasing boys around
and i am a girl
so i let her chase me instead
pretending i don’t want to be caught
and i am a girl
so i let her chase me instead
pretending i don’t want to be caught